The Wall Of Jericho
A teacher was giving a lesson on the Old Testament and asked one of her students, “Tommy, who knocked down the walls of Jericho?” Tommy answered, “Well, it wasn’t me.” Worried about this lack of Bible knowledge, the teacher called Tommy’s mother. His mother said, “Look, my son’s a good kid. —If he says he didn’t knock the wall down, he didn’t knock the wall down.” More worried, the teacher called Tommy’s father. He listened to her story and said, “Well, look, I don’t want any trouble. Just tell me how much this wall costs, —and I’ll take care of it.”
Where Do We Come From?
A little girl asked her mother, "Where did people come from?" Her mother answered, "God made Adam and Eve and they had children and that's how all mankind was made." A couple of days later she asked her father the same question. The father answered, "Many years ago there were monkeys, which the human race evolved from." The confused little girl returned to her mother and said, "Mommy, how is it possible that you told me that we were created by God, —and Daddy said we came from monkeys?" The mother answered, "Well, dear, it is very simple. I told you about my side of the family and your father told you about his."
The Florist
Joe was opening a new business, and one of his friends decided to send flowers for the occasion. The flowers arrived, and Joe read the card. It said, "Rest in Peace." Joe, enraged, called the florist to complain. The florist replied, "Sir, I'm really sorry for the mistake, —but rather than getting angry, — You should imagine this: Somewhere there is a funeral taking place today, and they have flowers with a note saying,— “Congratulations On Your New Location."