Money Has Different Names
Money Has Different Names *How interesting .... I never thought Money has different names!!!* In temple or church, it's called *donation.* In school, it's *fee.* In marriage, it's called *dowry.* In divorce, *alimony.* When you owe someone, it's *debt.* When you pay the government, it's *tax.* In court, it's *fines.* Civil servant retirees, it's *pension.* Employer to workers, it's *salary.* Master to subordinates, it's *wages.* To children, it's *allowance.* When you borrow from bank, it's *loan.* When you offer after a good service. it's *tips.* To kidnappers, it's *ransom.* Illegally received in the name of service, it's *bribe.* *The question is, "when a husband gives to his wife, what do we call it???* *ANSWER:* *Money given to your wife* *is called DUTY, and every* *Man must do his duty* *Because wives are not* *DUTY FREE...*
Dexter Goes Shopping
Dexter was asked to go and buy things from the Shops. Due to Dexter' illiteracy, his mother gave him a list to help him buy accurately. List Milk - $5.00 Salt - $2.50 Oil - $7.00 Fish - $10.00 Total = $24.50 So, Dexter left the house around 10am and at 3pm he is not yet back from the Shops. His mother was so worried and decided to call Dexter on phone. Mother: "hello Dexter what is holding you, you have stayed too long, what happened?" Dexter replied: *"I have bought the milk, salt, oil, and fish but I'm still looking for Total.