Directions
A little boy was waiting for his mother to come out of the grocery store. As he waited, —he was approached by a man who asked, “Son, —can you tell me where the post office is?” The little boy replied, “Sure, —just go straight down the street a couple of blocks and turn to your right." The man thanked the boy kindly, —and said, “I'm the New Pastor in town, —and I'd like for you to come to church on Sunday. —I'll show you how to get to Heaven." The little boy replied with a chuckle, “Awww, come on; —you don't even know the way to the post office ”
The Dress
The poor country Pastor was livid when he confronted his wife with the receipt for a $250 dress she had bought. “How could you do this ” —he exclaimed. “I don't know," —she wailed, “I was standing in the store looking at the dress. Then, —I found myself trying it on. It was like the Devil was whispering to me, — “Gee, you look great in that dress. You should buy it.'" “Well," —the Pastor persisted, —“You know how to deal with him Just tell him, —“Get behind me, Satan ” “I did," —replied his wife, “but, —then he said. “It looks great from back here, —too ”