Young Boy Passed His Driving Test
A young boy had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father, who was a minister, —if they could discuss the use of the car. His father took him to his study and said to him, — “I will make a deal with you. You bring your grades up, —study your bible a little, and get your hair cut, —and we’ll talk about it.” After about a month the boy came back and again asked his father if they could discuss use of the car. They again went to the father’s study where his father said, — “Son, —I have been really proud of you. You have brought your grades up, —you’ve studied your bible diligently, — but you didn’t get your hair cut!” The young man waited a moment and replied, — “You know Dad, —I’ve been thinking about that. You know, —Samson had long hair, Moses had long hair, —Noah had long hair, and even Jesus had long hair…. “To which his father replied…. “Yes, —and they WALKED everywhere they went ”
The Car Crash
A Priest and a Rabbi are in a car crash and it's pretty bad. Both of their cars are totalled, —but neither one of them is hurt. After they crawl out of their cars, —the Rabbi says, “So you're a Priest. —That's interesting; I'm a Rabbi. Wow, —just look at our cars! There's nothing left to either one of them, —but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace." The Priest replies, —“Oh, yes, —I agree. It's a miracle that we survived and are here together." “And here's another miracle," —says the Rabbi. “My car is destroyed, —but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely, —God wants us to drink the wine to help celebrate our good fortune, — “he says, handing the bottle to the Priest. The Priest nods in agreement, —opens the wine, drinks half of it, —and hands it back to the Rabbi. The Rabbi takes it, —and puts the cap back on. "Aren't you going to have any? —asks the priest. "Not right now," —says the Rabbi. “I think, —I'm going to wait until after the police make their report.”