Praise The Lord
A Preacher trained his horse to go when he said, — “Praise the Lord,” and to stop when he said, — “Amen.” The Preacher mounted the horse, said, — “Praise the Lord” and went for a ride. When he wanted to stop for lunch, —he said, “Amen.” He took off again, saying, — “Praise the Lord.” The horse started going toward the edge of the cliff. The Preacher got excited and said, “Whoa!.” Then he remembered and said, — “Amen,” so the horse stopped at the edge. The Preacher was so relieved that he looked up to Heaven and said, — “Praise the Lord!”
The Devil Pay
There was a little old lady who was very spiritual who would step out on her porch every day, raise her arms to the sky and yell "Praise the Lord." One day, an atheist bought the house next door to her, and he became very irritated with the spiritual lady. So after a month or so of her yelling, "Praise the Lord" from her porch, he went outside on his porch and yelled back, "There is no Lord." Yet, the little old lady continued. One cold, winery day, when the little old lady couldn't get to the store, she went out on her porch, raised her hands up to the sky and said, "Help me Lord, I have no more money, it's cold, and I have no more food." The next morning, she went outside, and there were three bags of food on the porch, enough to last her a week. "Praise the Lord,! " she yelled. The Atheist stepped out from the bushes and said, "There is no Lord ha ha ha, I bought those groceries!" The little old lady raised her arms to the sky and said, "Praise the Lord, you sent me groceries and you made the Devil pay for them!"