Religion
One day, 3 men died and went to Heaven. “Religion?" God's secretary asked the first man. "Jewish," —the man replied. “Okay, go to room 23, —but be very quiet when you go past room 8," —the secretary said. “Religion?" he asked the second man. —-“Muslim." “Go to room 10, —but be very quiet when you go past room 8. “Religion?" he asked the third man. —“Agnostic." “Go to room 71, —but be very quiet when you go past room 8." “Why must I be quiet when I go past room 8?" —the man asked. The secretary replied, “Oh, the Catholics are in room 8, —-and they think that they are the only ones here." **********
Man Praying To God
Man is praying to God, —saying, I follow all your commandments, I don’t live in vain, —could you please grant me one wish : God says, —what would you like my son Man says, —build me a bridge from California to Hawaii and back. God says: —That’s kind of a tall order : Can you give me something much easier The man says, —okay, God tell me everything there is to know about a woman,— and why she thinks the way she thinks : And God says, —so, do you want a two lane, —or a four lane bridge?